never been good at gymnastics but i can see you are elastic which i think is fantastic given the bombastic way you're looking at me its making me free and keen I'm not mean i'll do anything you want me to do look at me here dancing with you its true i never seen a girl so pretty I'm no mona lisa but at least I'm witty its a pity i only just metty you right now lets run away get a house and meow meow heres your fur baby or maybe not lets just party and drink til this week is out i got my friends over there and your friends over here cato wants to play spin the bottle i don't even care lets kiss each other love each other get under covers we in trubba with our mummas so mean to our kidneys we get more intimate than bobby and whitney… more stylish than susannah and trinny those horse faces they never stop to whinny i aint even finny let a bitch wear whatever a bitch wants girl you look fly in everything but crocs really, they're disgusting now i am mustering every ounce of liquid courage in my liver girl you've got me all a-quiver unequivocally the prettiest girl I've ever seen dance with me i'll be your queen you be my queen. y'all bitches and hoes got nothing on me i arose like jesus from the holy sea i released an ep over one weekend imagine how good ill be by the end of lent i won't be giving up rap though thats for sure cos as long as there is cancer well I'm the cure

yo yo gotta keep shining gotta keep smiling fuck that shit ill give you a hiding $20 cask and i'll be nice to you forever be true just me and my brew neva had a girl who loved me truly probe cos my charms unruly then i met myself and i was like holy shit i hit the jackpot, crackpot, what a lotta tack tock rocking round the clock concealing no glock i'm not hood, this lock down got shot down i was unhappy, crappy, i turned a little sappy in my nappies haven little fappys and frappes thinking how'd i get this far when i don't even know me show me blow me i can't get more lonely I'm phoney, if only, i knew where to go me do i wanna be a doctor or a funny guy do i want papers or to have them honeys fly it sucks when you're in bed all you do is cry cos you aint got nothing and you wanna die don't wanna meet no body I'm so shy at first it was cute but now you know why I'm so afraid, my bed is made now i gotta lie in it but sometimes i just wish life would hold on a minute sometimes im still there at the window with you it scared me because i didn't know what you'd do no clue its true our love was blue but its okay you know why I'm okay and you're alright i still think theres a light shining out your ass and I'm glad that we met in class and I'm so glad for the time we spent together that day on the island beautiful weather and whatever happens down the line you know id be there in time cos I said id always be by your side but anyway i don't want to dwell now that everything is so swell, i hope to travel i wanna go to india or iran just kidding as if id last a darn in iran but ill be on the bbc one day wave through the camera hey mum I'm okay and ill say I've come a long way but theres still heaps to go now this song is as sappy as i never wanted it to be i think its the piano so inspiring you and me ill leave but i just wanted to say I'm kinda glad i got to live another day