y'all ready
hitch up your britches and
party bitches

when you grow up in tauranga you learn two things
the first is to be white and accumulate rings
i went to a school at decile one
then flash skool yeah I'm still dumb
young dumb and full of cum
lesbian cum it isn't really done
like lesbian cock off the clock
it exists like my employment does
and that girl oh how she loves
me and brie and cheese and things
have a whine over a wine let's get drunk and fuck
then later we'll get marriage equality
so we can fuck a duck fuck a duck fuck a duck
with a bit of luck we can fuck a duck
how exciting to live in a liberal democracy
with not ever an inkling of hypocrisy
so topical its tropical totally optical i'm unstoppable
it's a monsoon coming soon hot up inside these bitches
hitch up yo britches we gonna party with our riches
til we need stitches aint got no time for snitches
only hoes and bitches fuck yeah

aro valley party
ten dollar wine and cigars
we ton party
aro valley party
we aint got no money

everything you need from shalimar
would drive down but don't have a car
plus i vote green yeah i mean and clean and lean
and wearing sneans
go see nalini go home have a martini
or a glass of the wine like cat piss
one sip and i think I'm ludacris
do a duet with bieber then i leave her
that was a low blow just jokes he so bo-ho
but its all good my legs are feeling shaky and i might see my baby
she's got double ds and love to please
but I'm a tease with no good reas - on
and I've got five diamond rings on
so bling bling my banks like ching ching I'm the king
nah just kidding I'm dirt poor
got no bed so lets fuck on the floor

aro valley party